Saturday, 23 April 2011

Wisdom Tooth


Aku nak cerita pada kamu semua tentang Wisdom Tooth yang tak berapa nak wisdom. Aku serius ketika ini. Namun aku belek-belek kawan-kawan Blogger yang masih lagi aktif menulis blog. Bukan macam aku yang dah banyak kali tukar url, tukar server dan tukar nama. Aku hanya mencari inspirasi untuk menulis. Dan hari ini, jeng.. jeng.. jeng.. aku mahu kembali menaip di blogspot. 

Hebat tak? Sila tepuk-tepuk tangan. :)

Thus Spake The Vampire - dah jadi ayah! Tahniah bro Yosh!

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WISDOM TOOTH

Sangat sakit sekali. Gigi bongsu aku tumbuh di tempat yang tidak sepatutnya. Menghadap pipi. Jadi, setiap kali makan, akan terkunyah pipi aku sekali. Dah siap luka-luka. Sekarang aku sedang buat attachment di Muhammad Jailani & Partners di bawah pengawasan En Zahari Affendi yang sangat berkaliber. Dia sangat hebat. Sungguh! Aku tak tipu. 

Namun akhir-akhir ini, aku telah diletakkan di bawah pengawasan En Muhammad Jailani yang sangat garang. Aku perlu menjaga beberapa fail corporate. Projek juta-juta (allowance aku RM400/sebulan! tak adil)!!
Balik tentang Wisdom Tooth, disebabkan tenaga aku dikerah untuk kehulu-hilir dan dengan rasa yang amat tidak selesa dalam mulut. Hanya Tuhan sahaja yang tahu betapa sakitnya aku. Akhirnya, secara terpaksa walaupun tanpa paksaan sesiapa, aku jumpa doktor gigi. Dan Dontor tersebut, pada pandangan mata kasar aku, kacak seadanya. Walaupun begitu, ketakutan mengatasi segalanya. Doktor memberitahu aku bahawa, gigi bongsu tu terpaksa dicabut. Dan setelah berfikir beberapa detik maka aku mengambil keputusan untuk membuang gigi tersebut.

Aku memang penakut. Dan dalam ketakutan, doktor membius gigi aku supaya berasa sebal. Ha-ha. Dan tunggu 30 minit di luar bersama Bonda tercinta. Kemudian aku dipanggil semula. Aku ingat proses itu akan mengambil masa beberapa jam. Namun tak sampai 5 minit, gigi bongsu comel dan putih bersih itu telah ditanggalkan! Aku masih bercakap benar tentang gigi aku comel dan putih bersih.

Hebat sungguh doktor itu dalam membuat kerjanya! Aku diberikan ubat tahan sakit, antibiotik dan kapas yang perlu ditukar setiap 10 minit. Cuma, setelah sebal hilang, sakitnya yang teraaaaamat~

Oleh yang demikian, aku ingin membuat sedikit ucapan kepada mereka yang terlibat dalam ceritera Wisdom Tooth ini :-
Kepada En Chenta Hati Bearuang- terima kasih Love sebab senantiasa menemani dikala gigi sangat sakit. Sudi melayan walaupun di awal pagi. Seawal 4.30 pagi.. Sayang kamu!

Kepada Bonda: Terima kasih kerana sudi menemani dan mendengar segala keluh kesah tentang keperitan. :)



Saturday, 9 April 2011

Love and Disaster

It is Love and not really a disaster. Of course not! I love him so much! Cuma aku sedikit kecil hati (lebih pada mengada) kerana dia tak mahu jumpa aku minggu ini sebab dia terrrr-sangatlah sibuk dengan kerja. Haih. Bukan salah aku, salahkan rindu, =P


Me- Out of Order.

Monday, 4 April 2011

RE : LEX Issue (1)/2008 The Dear Tracy Column

Lunch Hour.

I found this one interesting Q and A column by a dear Tracy ( Don't ask. I don't know who is she) dalam majalah Re: Lex. Issue 1/2008. Sila baca.

Problem 1: by Mr Mike Tyson

Dear Tracie,

I am a lawyer practicing in Melaka. Both my wife and I are partners in our firm. I love my wife very much and I know she adores me just as much. The problem is that she 'parks' herself in front of me all day long eventhough she hasa room to herself. She is really trying my patience to the limit. It's getting worse these days because she started to control my files, how I should talk or deal with my clients, how I should write letters, opinions and even having a drink with my clients. It's bad enough. She's already controlling me at home. I'm really depressed. Please help.

Tracy Answered:

If you really care about your marriage, then you must hold your wife's hand and explain to her gently what's bothering you. Never blame her. Always blame yourself. Wives like yours think they are Queens. So remember always as for forgiveness after every explanation. This is probably the only way to maintain harmony. But if you don't give a toss about your marriage, just feed her to the shark. What a sumptuous meal.

Problem 2: By Mr Anwar

Dear Tracie,

I am a litigation lawyer specializing in tort. Recently, most of my files have had the same Opposing Counsel. There's one problem though: He gets very personal even out of court. I can't stand his face any longer. Whenever I see him in or out of court, I can only imagine of slapping him. Then, one fine day in the middle of a trial, he passed a note to me that reads "Eh Pondan, want to fight? Meet me at Jetty 8 pm tonight. No weapons. Only fist fight". I obviously ignored the note. At the next hearing, he passed another note to me that reads "You really Pondan man. Waited for you one hour. You scared of me right? Give you another chance. Tonight 8pm at Jetty. If you don't turn up, I'll tell the whole world you are a Pondan mak nenek". He is really testing my manhood. What should I do Tracie.

Tracie Replied:

There's nothing sexier than watching two men fist-fighting. Can I come and see you guys lash it out? All I can see is that your 'friend' is a big bully. The only way to stop him from bullying you is to whack the shit out of him. But before you do it, ask your 'friend' to undertake in writing that he and/or his family members. personal representative, executors, administrators, heirs and successors-in-title shall keep you fully and effectively indemnified against all actions, claims, proceedings, losses, costs, charges, damages, expenses and other liabilities whatsoever what you may suffer or incur thereform directly or indirectly by reason of your whacking the shit out of him. Good Luck! We'll be here to watch you fight.

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Intro- Egg Lawyer

Aku bukan peguam. Lebih tepat, bakal peguam. (aku sedang senyum kecil)
Aku sedang attach (sekolah undang-undang aku, wajib pergi Legal Attachment selama 3 bulan) di sebuah firm yang kecil tapi banyak kerja. 

Dan aku nak jadi litigation lawyer.

Sekian.